We did think it really rather rude when a certain Mr David Harper, a tourism expert, decided to rough up a few feathers when he suggested that the beautiful seaside town of Skegness should change its name.
Yes we all know the famous Shakespearean line about a rose smelling just as sweet if it were called lard, jumper or paint, but if we were all so blasé about names we'd struggle to get anything done.
"Can I get half a dozen jumpers please?"
"Sure. Here you go."
"No, I mean 'flowery jumpers', you know, not real jumpers."
Great Britain, home to rich history, iconic figures who have impacted on the world, a land which has pioneered fair systems of government – the welfare state for one – and a country awash with sublime natural wonders.
"Isles of Wonder" has a certain ring to it. It ought to given that it has been revealed to be the official theme of the opening ceremony London 2012 Olympic Games.
Captain Jack Sparrow, pirate, casual raconteur and shambolic hero. Darth Vader, sometimes lord, once known as Anakin Skywalker, heavy breather with delusions of grandeur, fancies taking over the universe. Dorothy Gale, little country girl, minds her own business, gets caught up in a storm and ends up in a magical world where she has to beat the Wicked Witch of the West.
Guy Fawkes – and others lest we forget – tried, rather unsuccessfully to blow up the Palace of Westminster in what is now known as the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605. Revolution of sorts was what they were after – they valued the monarchy, preferring it to be Catholic rather than Protestant. They piled many a barrel of gunpowder underneath the House of Lords and waited. They were unearthed and hunted down and…well, this isn't Horrible Histories. We now ironically celebrate this failure with fireworks and firecrackers. Funny that.
Skegness is a seaside town, real beautiful too, parked up nicely on the Lincolnshire coast in the East Midlands. It gets its, how can we put it, much-mulled over name from; we are led to believe, Danish settlers. One line of thought claims that the name translates as 'beard-shaped headland' or simply the 'bearded one'. It is, regardless of its etymological history, a very distinct sounding name.
Phew. There are roughly seven billion humans occupying planet Earth. Seven billion people of all ages and backgrounds. Seven billion people with funny dress senses and wacky hair. Seven billion people blinking their eyes and yawning. Seven billion people like grains of sand, stars in the sky.
Steven Spielberg, a horse and Devon…makes sense doesn't it?
A new high-speed, highly controversial, rail line between London and Birmingham has been given the go-ahead by the government – the green light says yes, yes, yes.
Saving is a tough gig, boy do we know it, not least than this time of the year, after the great blowout over Christmas and New Year.